1. This book. I found it while I was roaming around my local brick-and-mortar bookstore.
Yes, a whole book about crafts to make out of cat hair. It’s a real thing, people. I’ve actually held it in my hands. (Ew!!) Not being a cat person, I thought perhaps I was out of touch. So I asked some cat-loving friends what they thought, and the universal reply was devoid of any positive sentiment, which mostly restored my faith in humanity.
I can sort of understand a book like this being on Amazon, the place where you can write whatever you want and “publish” it automagically without having to spend any money of your own. But this? Was a real, in the flesh book. Someone published it. And my local Barnes & Noble saw fit to stock it. Why, people? Why???
2. My baby’s sleep. He used to sleep from 7 PM -4 AM. Tonight, he slept from 7-8. As in 7 PM and 8 PM. At first, people told me it was a growth spurt and I believed them. But do growth spurts really last for 6 weeks? Somehow, I doubt it.
My heart is breaking into a thousand snowy pieces. I’m assuming there’s a joke that relates to the movie Frozen that would fit here, but I’m one of three people in America who hasn’t seen it yet, so I don’t know that joke.
4. How it is that we still have a container of Halloween candy on top of our fridge. This is a problem on several levels. Namely, why haven’t we eaten it yet? And if it has lasted this long, why ever are we keeping it?
5. How she manages to get all of these on her head.
I don’t wonder why she puts them there, though. It’s clear – to be hilariously cute!